And now the reason for th ever-dwindling love lifes of we NRM writers begins to make an alarming amount of sense. According to stats published by OK Cupid, active users of Twitter have shorter relationships than those of us with actual social lives. Of course, no qualitative evidence could be collected: like whether the twitterati are just more annoying, or whether the short nature of our posts contributes to our short nature of commitment; but it’s fair enough to answer both questions with a resounding yes.
Then they posted this graph:
…Forever alone. It’s why the Twitterati have such hand-eye coordination and dexterity.
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